Sunday, March 22, 2009

No More Heroes - First Impressions

No More Heroes is a third person action game for the Nintendo Wii. I had high hopes for this game and was very disappointed. I know they were trying to capture a unique game but in my opinion they just captured crap.

The game is centered around a character who thinks he is very cool yet ends up just being real lame instead. It's supposed to be open like GTA but ends up being very linear. I don't mind linear games if they have a decent story behind them but the story in this game is basically: "kill other assassins to become number one.". Combat is boring, and it doesn't make good use of the wii controls. It counts down before battle, locks you in your environment, and spawns new enemies out of nowhere.

The graphics suck, the "open" city has almost NO cars or civilians, and you can\'t die or effect your environment. I probably won\'t even continue playing since it's a waste of my time with no entertainment value what so ever. No More Heroes should be called No More Fun as this game is a dud. 2/10.

1 comment:

TheCorman said...

You've once again proven that your taste in video games is total crap.

No More Heroes is a GOOD Wii game. It's basically an update to the traditional brawler.

Bah...go back to smoking cigars!!! :o)